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Get Spoiled on RaNCiDMiLK!

Welcome to RaNCiDMiLK!

This is the website that your mother's brother's girlfriend's mailman's cat's second-cousin Fluffy warned you about...

I'll mainly use this site to post embarrassing pictures of my family, friends, parole officer and 95-year-old neighbor who refuses to close her drapes (and mine) when she's preparing for her daily sponge bath. I'll try to pick out the best blackmail pictures, but no guarantees!

I'm also going to use this website to expose... er, I mean, express myself. I will post frequent rancid rants about books, movies, TV shows, celebrities, current events, sports, driving, cat vomit and anything else that shoots out my nose.

A cat; Actual size=240 pixels wide

My favorite color is green. It has a waxy, pine taste.

Newly Spoiled

10/5/01 -- A fourth grader red-rocketed my dog yesterday. I didn't care until the kid demanded payment for his services...

Check back often to chomp on the newest chunks. Please be sure to insult me in my guestbook and let me know what you think about syphilis...

Ha Ha!! Guess you can't insult me without a guestbook present, huh?

Be sure to harass all your friends and force RaNCiDMiLK down their throats!